March 2012
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February 2012
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Luckiest Shot in Snooker History
A guy at my gym asked me to spot him on the bench. I had 250 pounds on the bar. He situated himself underneath on the bench and said: “Okay, lift it off.” I said: “What?” He said: “Lift it off, man. I’m ready.” Confused, I said: “I think you’re supposed to do that. I’m just supposed to, you know, help if you need it.” He sat up and said: “Never mind. I’ll just get someone else.” I walked away and...
I recently went out on a date with a lady from my gym and we hooked up after at her place. I used her shower and noticed that the towel on the towel bar was from our gym. I opened up her bathroom closet and there were a couple dozen more gym towels in there. Yes, she stocked her apartment bathroom with stolen gym towels. I didn’t see her anymore after that.
There is an older lady at my gym who is often using the treadmill at the same time I am. Lots of people hold a bottle of water or Gatorade or their cell phone or iPod when they’re running, but this lady holds — and eats — a candy bar. Usually Snickers.
I’m not the kind of person to normally butt into someone else’s business, but she was running one machine over from me yesterday and I couldn’t...
You can lead a horse to water
but a pencil must be lead.
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Young Soccer Hooligan Practices an Eye Gouge on Himself.
Why is he a fan? He’s dumb enough to be playing.
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