February 2010
January 2010
riiiotgrrrl asked: I could always just put it in my mouth like a good girl.
riiiotgrrrl asked: But it might be too big for me.
riiiotgrrrl asked: How is my old man today?
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.
The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, that’s a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
She said: Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick.
riiiotgrrrl asked: Goodnight old man!
riiiotgrrrl asked: Lies, all lies.
I feel old as balls. I don't want my birthday to...
gandalfthewhite:
newrider:
(via gandalfthewhite)You’re not as old as my balls.
Gah, I’m grinning again.
Put your balls in my mouth.
Here they come, along with their friend.
riiiotgrrrl asked: Ha, is that so?
Not my fault I'm a gerontophile.
(via gandalfthewhite)That explains a lot.
I feel old as balls. I don't want my birthday to...
(via gandalfthewhite)You’re not as old as my balls.
riiiotgrrrl asked: So, you're just going to use me, and abuse me.
riiiotgrrrl asked: Ok. Fine. You win. Also, why would you want to dream about me, of all women to dream about.
riiiotgrrrl asked: Nothing about me is attractive in the least bit. Well, except my lips. And that's about it. Also, this isn't a fight, because I'm right, and you're wrong. You're the best looking one out of both of us.
riiiotgrrrl asked: Christopher Walken is God! I'm positive nothing about me is cute. Well except, when I giggle. I've been told my laugh is cute. Also, that I moan when I stretch... ha. But no. I'm not cute. You look better than I do.
riiiotgrrrl asked: Freedom of speech and equal rights for women?
riiiotgrrrl asked: Freedom of speech and equal rights for women?
riiiotgrrrl asked: Freedom of speech and equal rights for women?
riiiotgrrrl asked: Alright, then get your ass over here, and finish what you started.
riiiotgrrrl asked: Now, I'm all hot and bothered. Thanks a lot.
riiiotgrrrl asked: And now I have another grin on my face. You are much needed, wanted, and welcomed in my bed.
riiiotgrrrl asked: Ok, well, come over, and you'll get to see whatever you want.
riiiotgrrrl asked: I will be forever grinning because of you.
riiiotgrrrl asked: Well, then I'll just stop grinning then.
riiiotgrrrl asked: See, this is the part where I get all awkward and what not, but not because I'm uncomfortable, but because I get super shy sometimes, and just grin.
riiiotgrrrl asked: Or you could always just occupy my mouth, so I wouldn't have to embarrass myself?