January 2010
December 2009
Scrapple is real food, right?
rawrrmeagan:
I don’t even know what scrapple is made out of, but it’s delicious.
It’s every part of the pig except the oink.
My shampoo smells like jollyranchers.
theenginedriver:
: )
Watermelon?
dear sexy scruffy middle aged man sitting across...
psychedelictits:
i am trying to eye fuck the shit out of you.
love, jacqui.
That’s me!!! Don’t you recognize me???
people who take pictures for topless tuesday
prodigal:
pewboompew:
prodigal:
simpsonbrothers:
pewboompew:
don’t you find it a little degrading? or are you comfortable enough with yourself, your body and the fact anyone could be masterbating over you to take the picture?
bitches be hatin on t4tt, or is there something i’m missing?
bitches don’t know the dangers of the internet
i think it’s silly either way, but if people are...
have you ever faked an orgasm??
(via ifucktits)
Yes, I keep a little can of fake jizz with me at all times.
Today,
psychedelictits:
my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
I think it’s time for some mustard retaliation.
No seriously, my one beef with dollhouse is the...
katinkahendrix:
How can you sleep on tweed with no blankets? I don’t care if you have no personality, this shit doesn’t look comfy.
Only naked would it make any sense.
Today,
psychedelictits:
I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML
I would lay a big fat juicy one on ya!
once again.
psychedelictits:
raspberry walnut dressing equals sex in mah mouffff.
Are you having it on mixed greens?
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I like being called darling.
(via ashleyrawr)
That’s because you ARE darling!
(703):
psychedelictits:
something came early last nite… and lemme tell u it wasn’t christmas…
I hope it didn’t come TOO early.
please.
psychedelictits:
will someone be my boyfriend and do these things to me?
You need the BFE
Ooooooh my gaawwwwd I want to go home.
yosamanthrax:
Reheat some Chinese and sit on the couch in my underpants and watch Clean House repeatedly and yell at that Trish lady to get more subtle highlights.
You got enough Chinese and room on the couch for one more?
(913):
psychedelictits:
I’m having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just curious, how many times would that be?
you all better.
psychedelictits:
fucking read that post.
I’ve got to agree with you about The Wizard. I just bought the BluRay, even though I have the VHS and the 3-disc boxed set that came out a few years ago. Fuck a bunch of flying monkeys!
i can't get down with a boy who tells me i should...
yeahhhhilikeitlikethat:
if you can’t take my hair when it’s big and curly and cowlicked and kinky and looking like the love child of farrah fawcett and a wildabeast then you really just won’t be able to handle my personality at it’s loudest, or most irrational. [insert that overquoted marilyn monroe thing about not handling me at my worst means you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.] and...
(248):
psychedelictits:
I’m so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I’m cold too.
pepperoni and pineapple pizza.
psychedelictits:
i was skeptical but yo, this is sex in my mouth right now.
Pepperoni and pineapple pizza may be okay, but I DID have sex in my mouth for lunch.
dear miami.
psychedelictits:
could it be any fucking hotter out in the middle of december?
love, jacqui.
It’s a brisk 23 here. Surely there is a happy medium somewhere.
spill it 168.
psychedelictits:
Collarbone porn. growl. that’s all.
rawr.
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?737874-N4PRKBdKg8
This makes my scapula hard.
