January 2012
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I have always defined luck as the crossroads of...
In my case, luck is just dumb luck
Reblog if you had a boner today.
chronically-awesome:
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fightergirl:
a rager, actually.
duh.
Duh. Every day I’m bonering.
How can you get on tumblr and not have a boner?
Dumb Person Tries Dumb Thing on Balance Beam.
It would be better for humanity if he had been mortally wounded.
I was a freshman in high school, but it was a small high school so everyone was practically on the varsity team. My freshman year I was standing next to a coach, who was also a gym teacher, and a senior on the team and overheard them talking. Coach says to the senior, “Yeah, it was so big he must pass out anytime he gets hard.”
That coach later had a incident in the school where an angry...
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I have a face for radio
If you liked (classic) rock
I was the guy who played the new Zeppelin, or AC/DC or the new Stones record on the local powerhouse rock radio station. I somehow talked my way on to a great legendary rock station that had a built in great loyal fan base. All I had to do on my gig was to not fuck it up. This was a time when radio mattered and 40 shares were not uncommon.
When High School Basketball Scrappiness Goes Wrong.
How humiliatingly awesome.
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If Pajamas Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Wear...
I guess that slogan does work better for guns, probably because that’s something people might conceivably care about.
At least, until recently it honestly hadn’t occurred to me that the wearing of pajamas, even in public, could cause any controversy. Maybe it should have, given the number of words I have directed at the nation’s War on Sagging. See, e.g., “Georgia Town...